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SPATCHCOCK FUNK

Program Rights Date Range
-
NOLA Code:
SPCK 0200 H1
Number of Episodes/Length:
10 / 30
Genre:
Collections:
Rights End:
4/30/2028
Producer
TV-PG
CC
Interconnection
Stereo
Year Produced:
2025
Version:
Base
#201 Slippery When Wet
Short Description: The crew heats things up and throws a killer pool party! Fun in the sun.

Long Description: In the Season 2 premiere, the Spatchcock Funk crew helps you get your feet wet and lays out the swimmies and everything you need for the perfect pool party! From a refreshing cocktail to a righteous burger and some unique slides, things get hot. Grab the sunscreen.

#202 Float On
Short Description: The squad hits the river with a menu perfect for a lazy float down the river or hitting the rapids.

Long Description: Relax and enjoy nature. The Spatchcock flotilla strings together some tubes and great recipes to prepare for a chill float down a lazy river. Original sandwiches, refreshing cocktails and all sorts of other tricks to keep you safe, full and happy on the water.

#203 The French Made
Short Description: The fellas lay out the perfect intimate dinner party. Bon appetite!

Long Description: The show pays homage to PBS legend Julia Child and shows you how to make an elegant French dinner. They demystify the process and show you easy-to-follow recipes to learn new cooking techniques to up-level your next date night or dinner party.

#204 The 19th Hole
Short Description: The guys and their families hit the links and have lunch on the course, with cocktails and menu and swing tips, too.
Long Description: Spatchcock Funk tees up a great family golf outing, bringing their parents to the course and a whole new menu, too. Learn about some great new recipes for lunch and cocktails to make your next trip to the course a round you'll never forget.

#205 Talk Derby to Me
Short Description: The gang heads to the track to host a trophy-worthy horse racing party.

Long Description: Learn how to turn your backyard into the Triple Crown — invite your friends to dress up and gallop over for a horse racing party. The fellas set up a winning trifecta with crab cakes, pork belly burnt ends, mini cheesecakes and a bourbon cocktail.

#206 Boiling Point
Short Description: The team pays respect to the South by bringing the people and fixin's for a classic Low Country boil.

Long Description: The Funk gang pens a Southern rock ballad around their love for the South as the team lays out all the recipes and ideas to help you put together a real Low Country boil. Learn how to get the right seafood and bring the country to your next party.

#207 Not Safe For Work
Short Description: Tips on throwing the perfect office party is on the agenda — don't be late!

Long Description: Spatchcock Funk puts in the work to help you supervise the perfect office party. They provide co-worker-approved dishes to bring to your next potluck and everything you need to make your next work event one you'll never forget.

#208 On All Fours
Short Description: The group hits the trails for an off-roading adventure and an amazing picnic menu to fire up your engines.

Long Description: Fire up the engine and take the party to the trails — Spatchcock Funk brings out the big tires and all you need to make a powerful picnic that can travel anywhere you're brave enough to explore. Roll out a great party to take on the road!

#209 Excessive Celebration
Short Description: See Spatchcock Funk's menu and starting lineup for an all-star tailgate party at a Buffalo Bills game.

Long Description: Spatchcock Funk goes back to its roots and puts together the tailgate party to end all tailgates — wings, a great bisque and cheesesteaks. The guys head to Buffalo to give you all you need for a championship party for the big game.

#210 Voodoo Masquerade
Short Description:
Things get spooky as the krewe brings out the food and cocktails for a New Orleans-inspired masquerade ball.

Long Description:
In the Season 2 finale, the krewe conjures up the spirit of the mecca of partying — New Orleans — pouring spirits and bringing out some recipes straight from the French Quarter. From masks to the setting, Spatchcock Funk brings out the ghosts and its top-shelf game.

Program Rights

Broadcast Rights:
Unlimited
Rights Dates:
5/1/2025 - 4/30/2028
School Rights:
Concurrent with broadcast rights
V.O.D. Rights:
Yes
V.O.D. Rights Type:
Concurrent w/ Broadcast Rights via Media Manager
V.O.D Other:
-
Linear Live Streaming:
Yes
Non-Commercial Cable Rights:
Yes
#201
00:45:00: “People in bathing suits, not birthday suits…at least not until later”
00:03:21: “Also if you’re helping someone get undressed, once you see the tan line, you know you’re headed in the right direction”
00:06:07: “And you know what, let’s go take a look at some tan lines”
00:07:47: “The ribs are important and it’s not just for your pleasure”
00:14:36: “You want to give it a little smack sometimes but also be gentle, its called after care”
00:15:20: “We’re hoping there’s some buns out at the party later too”
00:16:40: “ Now usually we like to take tops off especially at pool parties, consensually of course”

#202
00:53.18 - 00;75:07: “Some of us out here trying to get that D” “Seriously?” “Vitamin D”
00:59:24: “Sunshine, wearing protection of course”
05:17:18: “Water, like the Wu Tang Clan, it ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with” (bleeped)
06:13:05: “Like you said, always bring protection” “Always use protection”
07:10:28: “Not the first time I grabbed your noodle” “You did excellent grabbing it”

#203

00:49.01: “bringing dirty jokes.”
01:10:03: “And in the bedroom”
01:11:00: Stephanie flashing Matt “This is the French Made”
06:46:22: “like I like my bikinis”
11:01:20: “Ribbed for our pleasure”
21:32:15: “Are you saying you fake it?”
23:00:26: “Will you sleep with me tonight?”

#204
00:46.03: “Hit some strip clubs.”
03:56:20: “We like our virgins extra”
11:25:02: “How a mommy and a daddy turn into a family”
21:42:02: “We’re big where it counts”
22:21:29: “Or sex toys or anything”
22:36:19: “Checking my temperature” (might not need to do this, but implying an anal probe)
23:05:14: “Oh shit” beeped out

#205
00:28.20: “Oh, Spatchcock Funk? We like to do it like animals. Party animals that is.”
16:26:10: “Mix it to get stiff peaks. You gotta get it stiff to make it hard.”
21:01:02: “The racetrack brings it out in me” “Hell yeah”

#206

00:31.06: “Man, I felt it all the way in my plums.”
04:15.06: “because we're trying to get pretty high here,”
16:13.03 - 16:15:05: “I mean, I put it on hot stuff sometimes too, when the wife gets home from work,”
19:47.07 - 19:53:07: “Y'all remember your first time? - Well, mine was kinda
special, it was in Italy with- My Italian, also a virgin, boyfriend.”
20:08.02: “Cause we like taking food virginity”
21:03.06: “I like both frogs and legs”
21:13.06: “Yeah, and maybe she's into that, who knows, right?”
21:54.01: “Wait, did this happen in prison?”
22:20.02: “Which is very attractive to this woman you're trying to-”
23:21.05: “Nobody wants anybody to smell like low tide.”
23:26.02: “but I do know when I smell someone that smells like fish.”

#207
00:28.20: “Oh, Spatchcock Funk? We like to do it like animals. Party animals that is.”

#208
00:33.14: “We like it rough and dirty.”
01:38:10: “we’re operating heavy machinery on the trail, and in the bedroom later if you get my drift”
02:35:28: “If you’re going off-roading, you need some kiwis…”
02:58:08 [POP UP] “Shake it 3 times and you’re playing with it”
24:04:05 “Let’s fucking go” (Bleeped)

#209
08:16.01: “Make wings great again.” Politics, but probably ok
22:27:03: “I remember my first time” tongue-in-cheek virginity joke
13:15:06: “Next thing I know, shirt comes up, nothing on underneath”

#210
00:11.24: “This is a badass dish.”
17:06:25: “We’re smooth everywhere for that matter.”
23:37:18: “Experiment, in the kitchen, in the backyard, in the bedroom…”

Program Contacts

Contact Type
Viewer

Mitch Gelman
United States

Acropolis Realty Group
American Lamb
Feldmeier
Visit Syracuse